aunt agony!

as the famous saying goes!!! "women are nothing but trouble" (hahhaha i mean, bitchy guys always like to say girls are nonsense, trouble, shitheads etc, but eventually, they get killed by girls, too. accidentally or coincidentally)

i was walking home fr the mrt station. yu knoe, knock off, very bored, so started to think of LAME STUFf!!

i rationalised a few ’still rather logical’ reasons (haha! ya la! 1st class reasoning skills, dint u knoe?!?!)

1) on the road, it appears that reckless drivers are usually women. i have seen women drivers tailgating, changing lanes abruptly, accelerating like marchiam initial D in carparks, accelerating at pedestrians to scare them out of their wits then E-brake(not purposely of cos), road / lane hogging by travelling at 60km/h at right or centre lanes (as if their grandpas own the highways! yeah! )  as a woman myself, i would feel that travelling at 60km/h is okay (hahha. oops!) but for guys, who are more impatient like my daddy. that is a serious no-no. it makes them wanna overtake. it makes their blood rush and they just wanna !WTF! get off from the road, woman!!! so they accelerate and overtake once their patience reach the limits. unfortunately, they either make some misjudgements or  other drivers/bikers do not haf enuff time to react to them so accidents happen. in other words, women are not the ones who speed, they are not the ones directly involved in accidents. but they are commonly the ones who induce accidents. look at the papers, alot of automobile accidents involve men. not women! as a sexist, you may say that that is because men are usually richer so they tend to own cars therefore the likelihood of men getting into accidents is higher. actually, that is possible too =D

2) love related issues. men always say that pretty ladies are like ‘troubled waters’. they get you into deep shit. come! gif u some ‘deep-shit-face-mask’!!!

type A : if u flip papers like wan3 bao4 in the past, u’ll notice that old ppl who gianz3 those young and pretty ladies, they end up very miserable. either they die during sex (due to generous usage of viagra or too much excitement, i dun knoe) or they get conned of their CPF by their beloved mistresses. hiaks. trouble waters!!!

type B: some pretty girls are like vases. its good for display, but you cant expect anithing practical out of it. completely lethal! you tell them A, they smile back and say ‘yeah, i know wad u mean. B right??’ then you tell them, ‘why not bang ur head against the wall?!?’ and they smile back and say ‘alright!!’ then they start to bang your head against the wall

and then, u realise that u’re short of breath, ur main arteries wana burst wanna burst lidat, ur capillaries give way… and… no lar, not that kua zhang.  just kidding!

so, why pretty girls are trouble?!?

firstly, there is a likelihood that your BROTHER may fall for this same pretty girl too. scientific research has shown once and again that men are visual creatures. u nv know when u and ur brother (i dun mean biological ones, but those kinda ‘come on loar bung!’ that kind) will fall for the same one. then, things arent the same anithing, the bung-ship is broken. i mean, if its a slice of cake, u can alwys split it, but u cant share a human being!

secondly,

okay i cant continue this animore. super shag. bye bye!!

*writes a half hearted entry and has the audacity to post it*

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