aunt agony!

anything that can go wrong has gone wrong. so, what’s next!?! well, only one thing went right. i got an internship position at FIRMENICH! (=

*and hell yeah imma mother fcking princess!!*

people always think that bday week is supposed to be the lucky or the more desirable week of the year but No! laulehs, on the contrary, things that arent supposed to go wrong went wrong! (suay1 yun4! i.e. HARD LUCK)

hahha. why not dhis, i just start a cafe called HARD LUCK CAFE then u all come and patronise?? haha lemme earn some money lar dei!!

things that went wrong (okay i think i just remember some. probably, 70% of them)

1) qianru was the unappreciated Grand Prix Driver: liews, dun u knoe my skills really rock?? hahha. aiya, they just duno wan lar *the men dun get it* . mr scooter competed with me for the middle lane (excuse me! my ah gong constructed that road, OKAYS) and i was heavily marked down ever since then. well, singapore roads are not for me. i m the initial D mountain hell rider (hahha!! jus talking some cock!! dun come and horn me when i am learning driving okays!! oops) haha. in summary, i clocked a whoopping 38 points for my driving test. zai right. call me Miss ZAi Zai!

2) Games Cafe Disaster: Played Jenga, the unstable structure collapsed. Played reflex action games, i flopped. Seriously speaking, i knew tt my reflex was slow ever since i was in pri sch. so when i was in sec1, during orientation when they played wacko.. u knoe… hahha the outcome right. Similarly for chem eng FOC. all those reflex action games all chuiz. So, what i had to do was to sing Harlem YU’s dunno wad Re4 Qing2 song lar. *damn!!

3) Pure Suay Yun: After we foot the bills, we were entitled to roll the die 3 times. XT rolled once, Lionel, once and then…. came my turn. i tried to get some nice numbers but it turned out that my dice flew out of the goldfish bowl and some one kind helped me pick it up. so, chance gone. but the cashier decided to gimme another try. so i rolled and it says ‘THANK YOU PLEASE COME AGAIN’. then my frens tried to haggle w the man saying ‘eh, CUMON! ppl bday girl lehhhhhh’ so , i was once again given another chance to throw the dice. this time it was better, i got some free snacks. phews! but it was dam embarrassing i tell u

4) Wrong Size

(i) Wrong size part 1 — Forever 21

I saw this beige color tube dress and i really really wanted to buy it cos it looked v pretty!! so i wenta try it and.. walla, as the name suggests ‘tube dress’ my assets were insufficient to fill it up and it kept on sliding down. as much as i wanted to buy it, i couldnt because it just wont do. i dun wanna chase after a bus pulling up my dress at the same time. it is dam ‘SEXY’. hahhaha. i had to forgo it. can forever21 like please pity ppl like me???  and, I wanted to buy a white color top. i mean, its just a white color plain top so i just anihow gassak (as usual) and i tot i saw ‘S’ but it turned out to be ‘L’ so i bought a large top! wad to do! i had to go back to the shop today to change the size. waste my glory youth man. hahha. i ought to really open up my eyes to check the sizes nex time

(ii) Wrong size part 2–Pull and Bear

My brother wanted to get me a 21st bday gift so he asked me wad do i want. i really wanted a jacket/pullover cos most of my cardigans are pretty short and thin, not really functioning as insulating measures. i need a ZAI jacket! so i said, ‘can we go pull and bear to get a pullover??’ my brother readily agreed and we took a car down to vivo to buy my gift. budden, damn, i realise that i am like super big size *rugby player wad, wad to do??? =p* there wasnt any L left. i mean, for my fav design. so we had to settle for another jacket=( oh well, in life we dun usually get what we want *acts philosophical*)

5) Spoilt stuff!!

(i) Usually i take 5–10mins to make up (okay i must admit i m a person who needs to put at least foundation before i look confident) but that day, i took like 20mins. I was trying to put foundation when my hands suddenly try to act parkinson’s disease w me and i dropped my casing. then it landed on the floor, and my foundation cracked =(

i felt that the earth stopped revolving temporarily. its qt a good foundation and i dun think i got the money to buy it lox. nvm. heck it babe. but i gotta clear up the mess by picking up and sweeping the broken foundation pieces. waste my glory youth again! haha. i tot okay nvm that was just a suay yun. then i tried to use my eye liner and it broke. right. so i was left with wad, half it it??? SO BE IT. blehs!!!

(ii) i was ironing my clothes and i realise that one of my buttons came off from my dress. =( also, my denim shorts button dropped off!! i know lar, must be i am too fat man. then the pressure builds up and when it cant take it animore, it exploded. haha. very got bao4 fa1 li4!!! like nuclear reactions in nuclear reactors. cant be helped, i m too powerful le! so ,i cant possibly wear tt denim shorts again. the button is those kinda… non sew on ones. so the damage is quite irreversible. waste $! wad to do, BUY LOR. =(

and, jus now i was ironing my white skirt and i realise at the butt area, there is sth like a hole. diameter:1.2cm walliews.. i duno since when was the hole developed. usually i just grab and wear. i mean, who goes and check right.sumoer i m always like on the verge of being late.so its just grab, wear, RUN! i haf a feeling that i mus haf exposed it a trillion times and caused massive vomitting sensation man. oh well! =(   so, i gotta get a new skirt. waste $ again.

(iii) as u noe, i wenta dye my hair purple (it was an impulsive decision). the color kept running and i had to keep wearing black. but close frens of mine would know that i haf a v small inventory of black stuff. so , i ran out of black and i had to wear white. so suay yun. i stained it purple and i have to buy a new white spag. once again, an invitation for me to waste $!

6) China chicken image. i wenta cut my fringe cos i felt it was too long and… the lady just anihow so now i looked super cock. i feel like a chicken. boohoo!!!

okay time for me to sleep already. tmr i haf tuitionSS and soka and .,… haha NUIT!!!

come tell me yr suay yun experiences!!

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