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hahaha! every1!! my fren ask me to haf dis recommendation entry for him. he say he is single and readily available. (liews!!!) EVER GREEN (nv attach b4)

name: ang zi qiang

course: MAE/Yr2 (Limits yr 2—–> yr 3)

height : ~186cm (this is an approximation)

hobby: Smoking and Dota-ing

favourite hang out: probably some shady place. u knoe, geylang??? u know, outram park?? haha. those.

favourite girls:

(i) white girls (i mean, fair ones).

(ii) tall (Definition: height > 1.64cm is tall)

(iii) Nice hair

-long. how long is long?

-smells nice; no chau seng hair please.

-looks natural,

-healthy

- rebond/perm—> doest matter

(iv) great smile (no decayed teeth please)

(v) BMI {body mass index} of about 19 (he like skinny)

The above are physical attributes. lets now look at non-physical attributes

1) have chemistry (i dunno how to explain this. u know)

2) high sex drive!! (hahaha, jus trying to busted him)

3) from NBS (nanyang biz sch)

4) great personality

5) displays filial piety and a fetish for old ppl (i mean, looking after old ppl. dun go and gianz his daddy!! wrong wrong wrong!)

A typical celebrity who can model the above system:

Jane Zhang

DISCLAIMER: if the above entry has caused some discomfort howsoever, whatsoever, directly or indirectly. it is wholly due to coincidence and random factors (NOT ME!!)

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