aunt agony!

haha!

u mus be thinking ‘why is qr writing abt the ideal man but not the ideal lady??’ haha, the ans is.. becos i m a girl/lady/woman/lao-zabor so i wont know the ans. haha or shld i make a guess?

1) obedient

2) hot bod and/or pretty face

3) kind

haha i dunno wad’s the yardstick for measurement of a gd gal but i think, those shld be the more common ones? and i dun fulfil that. not kind. i haf no hot bod. i cant b successfully obedient. ok i think it takes time to change. wait till i m 21 i tell u!! sure can fulfil that! (haha, i wish)

as the chinese saying goes ‘dang ju zhe mi’ which means the person who is exactly in the situation wil not know wad is going wrong! yes trust me! my chinese is pass one ok! so i seriously dunno wad guys wan

let’s talk abt the ideal man.

if u are a guy and u happen to read this entry, it is ur good karma! cos u are about to embark on a journey of crazy reaping of delicious benefits and great tips!

u gotta first fulfil the criteria of being a guy. if not, u may not be able to benefit from this entry. to check it u are a guy, please create a new tab, go to wikipedia.com to see what are the characteristics of a matured man. done??

alright! with that verification done, do read on!

if u wanna be that ideal guy

firstly, you need to be blessed with a good memory. some people are born with good memory. but, their memory is used for memorizing game codes, cheats, and all those nonsense.u name it (it=nonsense) they memorize it. or, they use it for memorizing car models, animae, and mainly school work. they memorize the nominal pipe diameters, the page whr they can find charts and tables, they learn how to use the calculator to do integration. Seemingly, these provide more kick than memorizing the date u all first knew each other. who her frens are. what happened on the first date. what the girl likes/dislike. her hobbies. her chronic problems. what she wore on the first date. how to do a boggie dance to make her smile. whr to find the stuff she likes. how to bake brownies/cookies (whichever she prefers) if u can memorize things like that, i can assure u that ur gf will be SUPERBLY amazed by u. okay i realise i haf used the wrong word. the word i used is ‘can’. of cos, u ‘can’ cos u seriously haf the ‘ability to’ memorize such stuff. it just boils down to whether u find these things worth memorizing. if u dun find it worthwhile of your time, then its okay lar. i mean, life is much more than jus a girl. probably thats wad u feel, and when u read the prev sentence, u mus haf nodded heavily. ha! i know. life goes on, the birds still chirp, the earth still rotates. yes, we all know that. ;D

secondly, you mus not be too concerned about your looks. girls loathe guys who alw need to haf a glimpse of themselves in the mirror. look at their chiselled bod, yea. and u cant be shopping all the time also. once a while is fine, but if u shop too much, the girl will haf a sense of insecurity. like, why on earth is a man spending so much time on his appearance and trying to look good??girls alw like to feel as if they are of 1st priority. looks definitely mus take a backseat!!

haf a talent.it may be a small talent. try not to be talented in telling yellow jokes. u get wad i mean? u can be talented in math. like for my bf. he does mental sum EXTREMELY accurately and quickly. then when we go out, i will take out my celly and use the calc function. he calcs dam fast. i think got x 10 my speed. haha okay. that is really attractive. guo ran is chinese high boy. u can be good at magic tricks too. but u knoe, thr are some xia4 jian4 magic tricks, and some purely entertaining ones. dun try to shove some coins down ur throat and make it appear under ur skin. thats very gross. i think u might lose the girl instead of jioing her lo. haha. serious. or make flowers appear from the back of their ears (or n. you know, things dont work this way. if u do so, the girl will be thinking ‘wad the heck. has he been using this trick in the jiang1 hu2 to trick xiau mei meis?!?’

last tip: do talk about your ex girlfren. if u say ‘oh she’s just some1 i used to like. nothing much. i haf nothing to say about her’

if u are such a person, please. heartless guys, girls can tell! u think we blind isit. and they wont trust you. so, be open. talk about the girl whom u last liked. and anithing she would want to know. if ur ex gf/fling/girl-whom-u-liked-but-didnt-get-together msgs u on msn, let ur gf see the chat windows. this will greatly boost the relationship and the trust associated with it. and, dont screw the girl in front of yr new girl. for instance, if ur ex gf calls u on the cell phone, dont say ‘hey i with gf now. fcuk off la’. if i am the girl, i’ll be wide eyed and say ‘no, YOU fuck off.’ of cos, some girls will be gloating and saying ‘whooas! how suave! screw another girl in front of me! thats way too cool!’ if thats wad u think, girl, u are on the wrong track!! go back to the right one!

exhibit traits of a filial son. start to do household chores, and help out in the family. i think this is by far, the surest way of winning a girl’s heart. of cos,  u try not to bust the girl x10 when u 2 are supposed to go on dates, jus becos u haf some family related stuff. for instance, cousin A’s chalet, cousin B’s dinner, cousin C’s zouk-gathering, aunty A’s lunchdate, help biao-jiu-mu catch a rendezvous.

ok! i tink my creative juices arent flowing properly today. shall stop now.

see ya soon frens!

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